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Post by Osten Taylor on Jan 30, 2013 20:13:36 GMT -5
Where we plot out our great great movie.
Anddddddddd Action....
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Post by Kelly Bruno on Jan 30, 2013 21:22:08 GMT -5
So, what sort of movie should it be?
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Post by Crystal Cox on Jan 30, 2013 21:32:56 GMT -5
Django Unchained 2
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Post by Crystal Cox on Jan 30, 2013 21:33:25 GMT -5
I bet Ted will bust a nut for a Tarantino movie
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Post by Jed Hildebrand on Jan 30, 2013 21:47:12 GMT -5
I'm a writer so if you want me to write the script i can... or i can make the poster cus i have photoshop
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Post by It's Colton Cumbie, Friends! on Jan 30, 2013 21:55:30 GMT -5
I can also do whatever's needed.
Maybe we could do the epic story of how Crystal Cox, a strong, independent young woman from the slums of Harlem, overcomes racial prejudice and poor economic circumstances to realize her dream of competing in the Olympics, where she wins a gold medal and shames everybody that hated on her. (Or messily slaughters them, if we're going the Tarantino angle.)
Action/Murder mystery movies are always good for this sort of thing as well, so we could totally work with that kind of genre as well.
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Post by Osten Taylor on Jan 30, 2013 22:33:04 GMT -5
Oh men I like that idea a lot, we definitely need to make this movie around Crystal
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Post by Kelly Bruno on Jan 30, 2013 23:42:22 GMT -5
What if after she wins and slams her haters, a bunch of haters get together and try to mess everything up, make it look like the win was illegitimate, and/or try to kill her?
Because we know how upset white people get when black people accomplish shit (or anyone non-white really, but especially black people) and white people would totally be the ones trying to fuck up a black Olympian.
We can throw mystery and more action when Crystal has to go track them down and kick all kinds of ass.
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Post by It's Colton Cumbie, Friends! on Jan 31, 2013 4:19:48 GMT -5
Ooh, I like that a lot!
Okay, what if we go with something like this...
Crystal Cox, a strong, independent young woman from the slums of Harlem, dreams of becoming an Olympian someday. Of course, she's just a young urban girl, so nobody, including her boyfriend Gervase and her younger brother G-Sizzle, thinks she can make it, but she works her butt off to prove herself.
Crystal begins to train with the help of her crusty old coach, Artis, whose own dreams of Olympic glory were shattered, along with his kneecaps, by a group of young white punks (played by the Kimba tribe). Artis puts Crystal through a lot of tough tests, including forcing her to eat nothing but rice. Crystal is also helped out by her inspiring one-legged best friend, Kelly.
Eventually, she makes it to the Olympics, and blows the competition away - despite the best efforts of a crooked (but devilishly handsome) judge, Jed, who continually ranks her low. Luckily, the other judges are Ted and Ghandia, who are fair and don't let Jed's bias ruin Crystal's chances.
Against all odds, Crystal manages to fight her way to a gold, whereupon she is promptly disqualified for illegal drug use. Of course, Crystal never took any 'roids, and it turns out that the drugs were planted in her bag by locker room attendant RC Saint-Amour. Crystal goes to question RC, but finds her strangled to death in the locker room.
On trial for murder, Crystal enlists the help of police officer Osten Taylor, who does some digging and uncovers a massive string of Olympic rigging, paid for by the evil racist playboy Colton, because he's just such a dick that he doesn't want black people to win anything. It turns out that Colton's being pulling this crap for years, and not only has he killed people like Big Tom, Shii Ann, Colby, Nate, Yasmin, and Holly to cover up his evil deeds, but he's also the one who hired the Kimbas to break Artis' kneecaps all those years ago.
Using the evidence that they've fond, Crystal is able to prove her innocence, but is unable to convict Colton, on account of him bribing the judge with his country-club millions. Crystal decides to take the law into her own hands, and she, Gervase, Osten, Kelly, and Artis team up to take Colton and his whiteboy posse down. A glorious battle is fought, which ends with Crystal tearing Colton's appendix right out of his body, then throws him into a fireplace, which symbolically burns him until he turns black.
Crystal walks out of the burning house, like a boss.
End credits.
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Post by RC Saint-Amour on Jan 31, 2013 11:09:01 GMT -5
Love that plot...especially the Tarantino esque ending of Colton's appendix being removed and him tossed in the fire  |
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Post by Kelly Bruno on Jan 31, 2013 11:11:32 GMT -5
Wait, we gotta break Colton's kneecaps too, for Artis and also a Tarantino reference. We could shoot them out.
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Post by RC Saint-Amour on Jan 31, 2013 12:26:03 GMT -5
Wait, we gotta break Colton's kneecaps too, for Artis and also a Tarantino reference. We could shoot them out. Or maybe rig the whole house with dynamite and blow it up, with Colton still inside |
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Post by Jed Hildebrand on Jan 31, 2013 14:32:09 GMT -5
crooked (but devilishly handsome) judge, Jed, who continually ranks her low I dont know if i should be flattered or hurt Colton  |
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Post by Kelly Bruno on Jan 31, 2013 14:43:28 GMT -5
Wait, we gotta break Colton's kneecaps too, for Artis and also a Tarantino reference. We could shoot them out. Or maybe rig the whole house with dynamite and blow it up, with Colton still inside Still inside with a ripped out appendix, broken kneecaps, on fire from the fireplace, and screaming "CRYSTAAAAL! YOU UPPITY SON OF A-- *BOOM*". The house blows up and then we get this but with Crystal instead of Jamie Foxx.  |
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Post by Osten Taylor on Jan 31, 2013 16:50:57 GMT -5
What should the poster be like? We need some creative ideas. If this is our story my we can start formulating the script.
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