Post by It's Colton Cumbie, Friends! on Jan 23, 2013 14:50:01 GMT -5
I love stupid people. They make me feel all warm and happy inside, even when they're white.
Artis comes up to me before TC, being all "OMG COLTON LOL LET'S HAVE ALLIANCE." At least, I think that's what he said. It was kind of hard to hear him, since his head was so far up his arse.
Yeah, sure, Artis. I've never heard about you and Ramona being boinkbuddies, and it's never occurred to me that Kelly and Ramona are roommates. And, hrm, I'm sure it's just an amazing coincidence that all the black people joined right around the same time.
He's also trying to float some BS about RC wanting me outta here. Um, yeah, no. That might even be true, but I just singlehandedly won Immunity for our team, so the only way she'd go throwing my name out to Artis would be if RC stands for Raging C***.
Seriously, though, I hate this team. We've got the obvious three-person alliance, that obviously has an idol and is obviously targetting RC. So what's our game plan? "OMG GUYZ VOTE COLBY."
Um... what? We can kneecap the leaders of their team, but you'd rather take out our own inactive? That's like saying, "Well, Corporal, I know you've got a sniper rifle trained on Osama Bin Laden's balls right now, but I want you to put it down and perform an appendectomy on yourself instead." I suppose that I understand now why I almost never see these people online: special short-bus schools probably don't give their "pupils" a lot of access to the internet.
Artis comes up to me before TC, being all "OMG COLTON LOL LET'S HAVE ALLIANCE." At least, I think that's what he said. It was kind of hard to hear him, since his head was so far up his arse.
Yeah, sure, Artis. I've never heard about you and Ramona being boinkbuddies, and it's never occurred to me that Kelly and Ramona are roommates. And, hrm, I'm sure it's just an amazing coincidence that all the black people joined right around the same time.
He's also trying to float some BS about RC wanting me outta here. Um, yeah, no. That might even be true, but I just singlehandedly won Immunity for our team, so the only way she'd go throwing my name out to Artis would be if RC stands for Raging C***.
Seriously, though, I hate this team. We've got the obvious three-person alliance, that obviously has an idol and is obviously targetting RC. So what's our game plan? "OMG GUYZ VOTE COLBY."
Um... what? We can kneecap the leaders of their team, but you'd rather take out our own inactive? That's like saying, "Well, Corporal, I know you've got a sniper rifle trained on Osama Bin Laden's balls right now, but I want you to put it down and perform an appendectomy on yourself instead." I suppose that I understand now why I almost never see these people online: special short-bus schools probably don't give their "pupils" a lot of access to the internet.
